You know how the eighties are making a comeback? Well there’s nothing good about the strip clubs from that era and Garden of Eden seems stuck in that time. From the sign out front to the girls inside, everything’s got a kind of trashy eighties style to it that’s just not sexy. If Kelly Kapowski can still turn you on, you might find something here to enjoy but if you’re looking for hands-on action, you’re going to be out of luck. I’ve heard rumors that there are some guys who get lucky with the right dancers, but for the most part this is a totally hands-off, almost no-grinding kind of place. And since it’s all nude, there’s no alcohol either.

Tips to make Garden of Eden a better experience: Get drunk before you go, get there before eight on a weeknight so you’re paying $11 instead of $20 to get in, and be firm in not letting the girls overcharge you on a lap dance; it’s only supposed to be $20 even though they always try and tell you it’s more.