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Rainbow Hoalition, Monday, 24 January 2011 Written by Hipster Humpster
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Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $20 Pros: White, Black & Hispanic women!!! Sometimes I like round, brown butts and sometimes I like pale, pretty anorexics. I always like tattooed women that party too hard and grind even harder! This place has all that and more. High-mileage lap dances with sexy women that come in all colors and shapes. This place does look and feel a wee bit seedy but when I was young, all titty bars did and I've missed that. The women at Manhattan clubs are beautiful but they're also fake, aloof and not having fun. I was born and raised in Brooklyn (not LA) and the kind of women at Pumps are the kind of women I adore. Low-maintenance, natural beauties with real tits and asses and smiles! Oh and this may not seem like a big deal but the girls said "thank you" when I spent my hard-earned money on 'em! To me, that stands out. I had a blast with these horny girls and I will be back. Also, good parking and the L train was only 3 blocks away. Very helpful as I was too wasted to drive back home by 3AM. Cons: Not much to complain about. The stage is out of reach (behind the bar) but that's OK since there's plenty of contact during the lap dances. My musical tastes differ from those of the DJ.
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listen up!, Thursday, 12 November 2009 Written by senor smacksdatass
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Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $20 Pros: e'nuff room to walk around and enjoy your drink, some girls are nice but not all they seem superficial as well as the bar staff hombres Cons: too many skinny gringo chica's not e'nuff meat on their bones to make a full beef taco mi familia, the moreno chica's are nicely shaped but the latinas look like they shaved their moustaches and need to buy a gutbuster i would rather call the ins or immigration before buying these hogs a drink. the barstaff is superficial and not friendly. go to tijuana and see some real hot latinas cuz the management will take any latina off the street these are not good specimens of latina beauty but they can hold my maracas while i talk to a real women lol. and a electronic computer to take a pic of my id i never said or asked you to take that personal info from me you muchacho's need to stop takin yourselves so seriously and leave that to 911,
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