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Written by Ram Castro   
Wednesday, 22 August 2007
Editor's rating
4.0
out of 10
Description
Street: 3615 S Congress Ave
City, State: Austin, TX 78704
Hours of Operation: Mon-Sun 11am-2am
Cover Charge Peak times: 6
 
Expose offers full service bar & menu and has attractive topless female strippers. Please add your review below

Editor review : Expose
0 of 2 people found the following review helpful

Overall rating
4.0
Lapdance mileage
5.0
Dancer Looks
4.0
Value
5.0
Likelihood of visiting again
2.0
Expose has nothing spectacular to offer in that they don?t do anything better than any other strip club.
Their girls are OK looking but the nearby Palazio?s girls are much more attractive. The ones I talked to while there were awkward and didn?t seem like they wanted to talk, which is completely fine with me but they kept trying anyways. On top of that, they were giving mediocre lap dances, especially for $20, when I could go to Yellow Rose for far superior ones.
They show a lot of sports and pay per view fights but The Landing Strip is a better environment for this. This place seemed more business like and less rowdy sports bar.
The ambience made it seem more like a restaurant than a place where I would go to look at topless girls shake their breasts.
Drink prices are average for strip clubs ($6-8) and the specials are nothing great to make up for their lack of anything else.
Overall, we had an alright time but couldn?t shake that feeling that if we had gone somewhere else, we would be having a better time. At only $7, it wasn't a waste, it just didn?t stand out in any way special at all. It seems like the kind of place that needs to go ahead, call it a loss and convert to a BYOB, full-nude club.


Cover Charge Paid: $10
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $20
Pros: ok girls
ok dances

Cons: nothing special
everything they do has been done better around town

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User reviews

Average user rating from: 5 user(s)

Overall rating
8.0
Lapdance mileage
9.0
Dancer Looks
6.8
Value
7.6
Likelihood of visiting again
8.6
 

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0 of 1 people found the following review helpful

Best Specials!, Monday, 16 January 2012

Written by David

Overall rating
8.5
Lapdance mileage
7.0
Dancer Looks
7.0
Value
10.0
Likelihood of visiting again
10.0
No Cover, $10 Dances form open till 8 everyday of the week.
Cover Charge Paid: none
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $10
Pros: No Cover, $10 Dances all the time! Great food specials too. The best thing, me and my buddies go for happy hour, $3 you call its!
Cons: Waitstaff seemed slow at times and some of the girls seemed to be boring. Other than that, bang for your buck, best place in town!
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EXPOSE, Sunday, 13 June 2010

Written by JASON

Overall rating
7.3
Lapdance mileage
10.0
Dancer Looks
8.0
Value
6.0
Likelihood of visiting again
5.0
NOT TOO MANY FRIENDLY GIRLS
Cover Charge Paid: none
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $10
Pros: LOTS OF FREE ENTRY CARDS FLOATING AROUND TOWN,& THE FREE ENTRY CARDS FRO THE LANDING STRIP CAN ALSO BE USED THERE TO.FROM WHAT I WAS TOLD.
Cons: THEY REALLY NEED TO WORK ON HIRING PLENTY OF WAIT STAFF & MAKE SURE THE THE WAIT TRESS ARE NOT JUST STANDING AT THE DOOR TALKING.AFTER 20 MIN OF BEING SEATED & ORDERING OUR FIRST ROUND YOU SHOULD HAVE TO FLAG A WAIT TRESS DOWN FOR A DRINK THEY SHOULD BE CONSTALLY CHECKING & WE WENT ON A SUNDAY BEFORE THE SHIFT CHANGE
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EXPOSE, Saturday, 24 October 2009

Written by JASON

Overall rating
8.5
Lapdance mileage
8.0
Dancer Looks
8.0
Value
10.0
Likelihood of visiting again
8.0
the drinks were a little high.but lots of camera's installed in the parking lot.
Cover Charge Paid: none
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $20
Pros: WE GOT IN WITH FREE ENTRY CARDS.THAT ARE FLOATING AROUND from the wait staft.our waitress allways was checking up on us.the gals were avgerage.
Cons: but every girl in the club when we first walked in wanted to harass us for a lap dance. who may times do u have to tell a person no?
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful

Love it, Saturday, 25 April 2009

Written by David   -  View all my reviews  - Top 10 Reviewer

Overall rating
10.0
Lapdance mileage
10.0
Dancer Looks
10.0
Value
10.0
Likelihood of visiting again
10.0
Try the chicken fried steak. After that ask for Sugar, Kitty or Ember. You'll have a great time with those girls!!!
Cover Charge Paid: $5 or less
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $10
Pros: Great place. Dancers are sexy and fun and the half price special from 8-10 is easy on the wallet.
Cons: South Austin
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful

A surprise of a night!, Friday, 13 February 2009

Written by Harry

Overall rating
5.8
Lapdance mileage
10.0
Dancer Looks
1.0
Value
2.0
Likelihood of visiting again
10.0
I was in Austin on biz last month and decided to get out of the hotel and see the wild life -- talk about a depressing group of animals I found at Expose.

From the outside, this place looks like a pretty good joint. Even walking inside it looks pretty good. Unfortunately, I decided to stay and watch for a while. Out of sixteen strippers, there were two that were cute. One was skinny with perky titties and a cute little ass. The other cutie was a brunette with beautiful hips and upgraded titties. I watched them both for more than an hour -- they were the busiest strippers in the joint.

The skinny blonde walked past me probably six times during the night. Each time she would just smile at me and lick her lips -- I would just look right through her like she wasn't even in front of me in a little thong and half of a tshirt. The guy next to me finally started buying lap dances from her. As she was crawling all over him, she kept looking me straight in the eyes. The first couple times, I would look away -- finally, I figured wtf and just stared at her beautiful body. She crawled off the neighbor after two dances and came over to talk to me. She came right over and sat down in front of me without a shirt over her perky titties. We sat and talked for a while about why I wasn't buying dances and what I thought about the different girls walking around the club. For a while I was polite and then she looked at me and told me to stop bs'ing her and talk true. I looked at her and said straight up that 98% of the girls were flat out unattractive and dog like. That cracked her up because she admitted she was very self conscious about her little titties. For the next hour we rated and looked at all the big floppy titties bouncing around. I told her that the most beautiful bodies were those that were firm and tight like hers and any shit she was getting from the others was flat out jealousness because they wanted her body and her smokin little butt. She absolutely loved hearing that because it turns out that for the past month she was getting picked on by the others.

I told her that I only had a $20 left and wanted her to have it. She refused the handout and demanded that I take a lap dance in the VIP section. Her friend or fiend the bouncer gots us all the way back in a dark corner. Her name turned out to be Cari and she was 20. We sat back in the corner and talked for the longest while. Finally, she unbuttoned my shirt, took off my shoes, and massaged me all over. Turns out she really liked the hair down my chest. I was just sitting back enjoying her touching me when she crawled down between my legs and stopped doing everything. When I came to and asked wtf? she said that she wanted some affection too. I just smiled and reached out to give her a shoulder massage. She groaned and pushed my hands lower and lower and lower. It was great sitting back in the dark cuddling with this beautiful 20 year old. She finally asked if I was ready and I said that I wasn't old enough (she just giggled and she stood in front of me and slowly peeled her thong to one side to show off her cute little twat and then she turned around and flashed me her little butt hole.

After more thana little begging, we were done and I was panting like a puppy.

Expose is an alright club when the girls are young.
Cover Charge Paid: $10
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $20
Pros: Two beautiful girls
Cons: Too many worn out strippers
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