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Texas Austin
Written by Ram Castro   
Wednesday, 22 August 2007
Editor's rating
7.0
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Friday, 31 August 2007
Average user rating: 0.0 
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Street: 501 Ben White Blvd
City, State: Austin, TX 78704
Hours of Operation: Mon-Thu 11am-2am
Fri-Sat Noon-3am
Sun 6pm-2am
  
Palazio Gentlemen's Club offers full service bar & menu and has attractive topless female strippers. Please add your review below.

Editor review : Palazio
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful

Overall rating
7.0
Lapdance mileage
7.0
Dancer Looks
8.0
Value
6.0
Likelihood of visiting again
7.0
This place has a sort of Caesar's Palace theme going on. After you walk in you walk through two large grandiose doors into the club itself that has a very Vegas feel to it, especially the lighting. The male staff is dressed in suits and they are genuinely one of the classier strip clubs in Austin.

The hostesses and waitresses tended to be a lot younger and cuter than the dancers themselves that's no knock to the dancers, these girls were just that good-looking. But still just about every other dancer was pretty damn hot. The waitresses were also the ones who were more flirty as well and they're the ones that were hanging out and talking the most.

The dances were pretty good but there was no touching at all allowed and the staff was pretty strict about it.

Drinks were pretty expensive ($4 for the cheapest beer, more for everything else) but they had specials on shots periodically for the duration of a few songs.
Cover is typically 15$ but free passes seem to be floating around the city everywhere. It seems like anytime I plan on going there's someone in the crowd who has a stack of free passes.

One of its most unique attributes though was the blind restroom attendant handing towels and turning on the faucets.
Cover Charge Paid: $15
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $10
Pros: Classy
Good looking girls
Cons: expensive drinks
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Average user rating from: 5 user(s)

Overall rating
6.6
Lapdance mileage
7.6
Dancer Looks
7.0
Value
5.8
Likelihood of visiting again
6.0
 

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0 of 0 people found the following review helpful

My first time at a Gentlemen's club, Sunday, 26 February 2012

Written by loversthatlast   -  View all my reviews  - Top 10 Reviewer

Overall rating
6.5
Lapdance mileage
6.0
Dancer Looks
6.0
Value
6.0
Likelihood of visiting again
8.0
This was my first time at a strip club but will not be my last. It is something I have been curious about for a while but was not sure how I woud react to other women dancing on my man. Jealousy is something I am working on and I know it can destroy a relationship faster than anything else. So after talking myself into being brave and looking through many reviews online, we decided Palazio Men's Club was where I would have my first experience.

We did visit on a Sunday night, thanks to work and kids, so it was much slower that I expected. I was nervous that this would bring unwanted attention as I needed to ease into this slowly. But to my surprise, it didn't. The dancers looking for lap dances flocked to the single guys. I was also surprised to see an equal numbers of single guys to couples in the club that night. It started to ease my nervousness and as I watched the girls onstage, I started enjoying myself quickly.

We started off just talking, drinking and watching the girls dance. I was amazed by some of the things they could do with that pole. They had a main stage up front and one small one on each side of the room. There were chairs along the walls that the girls would take people that wanted lap dances. There was also a VIP area surrounded by curtains. After about two hours, we decided we were ready for the next step - our first couple's lap dance.

We walked up to the side stage where a tall blonde was dancing after her main dance. We put money in her thong and told her to meet us after she was done. She came to the table shortly after and as soon as she sat down, I started getting really nervous. She had a very heavy accent and I couldn't understand a word she was saying so I let my man do the talking. Luckily we weren't at the table long and she pulled us to the side for our dance. She started on him and I wasn't sure where to look or what to do with my hands. I was impressed though at that point, I didn't feel even the smallest twinge of jealousy. Then it was my turn. She smelled amazing. Sadly, I wasn't turned on but was more thinking about asking her how she got her amazing body and what kind of perfume she was wearing. At that point, I had to sit on my hands because again, I wasn't sure what to do with them but she had such nice boobs I had a bad urge to reach up and grab them. She went back to him again and I was slightly more comfortable and decided to grab his hand. Then she came back to me and he took the hand he was holding and put it on her ass. I freaked out a little because in the research I had done before we got there, everyone said the clubs don't tolerate touching. But she just laughed and said it was ok. So then I asked her if her boobs were real and if I could touch them. She didn't mind a bit and actually reached over and grabbed mine briefly. The dance ended and she talked to us for a little while longer and then it was time to leave. She was very nice and told us all about her plastic surgeon and her life before coming to America.

I don't know if it is natural that I was more infatuated with how to get a body like hers than I was turned on but that was the end result.

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Cover Charge Paid: $20
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $20
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0 of 0 people found the following review helpful

A lot of Fun, Monday, 07 November 2011

Written by Vik

Overall rating
8.5
Lapdance mileage
9.0
Dancer Looks
7.0
Value
9.0
Likelihood of visiting again
9.0
Great place.
Cover Charge Paid: $5 or less
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $20
Pros: The best lap dance ever. This is the most contact I have ever had. Pretty dancers.
Cons: Waitresses are more beautiful. They will not dance though. Some dancers seemed uptight.
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful

Great Place, Monday, 15 February 2010

Written by Roberto

Overall rating
9.0
Lapdance mileage
10.0
Dancer Looks
8.0
Value
8.0
Likelihood of visiting again
10.0
Me and my fiancee love the place
Cover Charge Paid: $5 or less
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $20
Pros: Great Music,Great Dancers
Cons: Expensive water down drinks
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2 of 4 people found the following review helpful

Oh well, Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Written by lester

Overall rating
6.0
Lapdance mileage
9.0
Dancer Looks
9.0
Value
5.0
Likelihood of visiting again
1.0
bartender said i did not spend enough and should go elsewhere
Cover Charge Paid: $5 or less
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $20
Pros: good lookin ho's
Cons: drink prices suck
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0 of 1 people found the following review helpful

Pretty Boring Bad Food, Wednesday, 31 December 2008

Written by puddly

Overall rating
3.0
Lapdance mileage
4.0
Dancer Looks
5.0
Value
1.0
Likelihood of visiting again
2.0
Very Pretty club... Owned by uptight Greeks with a heavey hustle everywhere
Cover Charge Paid: $10
Lap Dance Price Paid per Song: $30
Pros: Very Pretty
Cons: Very Boring
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